December 2009
25 posts
might as well go to the bars
– momma nord and I just came up with the new family motto
taralikespink:
I just met dylan nord!
Long overdue. Great to meet you. Coolest thing the Internet and basements with low ceilings have done for me all year.
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DOUGH-NATION
BUM: What is the greatest nation on earth
Me: I don't know
BUM: DOUGH-NATION
Me: Clever, but I have no money
Bum: Shit, I just bummed a cigarette off a guy and when I started to smoke it he starts laughing. I ask him "What's so funny" and he says, "There is PCP in that cigarette".
Me: Shit
BUM: Yea, and I am tripping BALLS right now and need a beer to calm down
Me: Sorry man, I don't have any money
BUM: Well, whatever, you look good tonight.
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